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Someone is bound to have a Swiss Army Knife. The tracks are over 100 years old they don’t derail that often though. He’ll definitely regret breaking up with her. He was punching way above his weight. I feel sorry for my brother – the ugly, smelly, slobby one. I don’t even know how to do buses. I am OK with trains though.
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I’ve heard a lot of strange rumours about Brett Lee. He’s got a lovely soft Irish accent. I’m so glad you have no memory of me. I don’t know what ‘bludclart’ means.
You’ll probably know in the first 10 minutes if youre going to like it or not. In America they call brown sauce steak sauce. I just came downstairs and she was lying on the table. What’s that German film about Hitler in the bunker?